Your Virtual Greeting Awaits
You don't see the person sneaking
up behind you.
You are unaware of what is
about to happen.....If only you knew what was about to happen.....If only
you knew.
Closer and closer they come.
You drop something, and crouch down to pick it up.....If only you knew.
They choose this time to strike. Quickly, they rush to your back, grab
the top of your underwear, and pull. They pull hard.
You have been wedgied.
You either laugh, or cringe
with pain. If only you knew....
Mr Potato Head being Wedgied by Mr Leek
You have just
received a virtual wedgie!
That has got to sting...
Aren't you tired of receiving all
those "virtual flowers" and "virtual hugs"? Well, here's your chance to
do some thing about it! Forward the email or ICQ message that brought you
here to all of your closest friends (or for that matter) your enemies as
well, and share with them this personal online greeting.
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